Thursdays can be a tricky day. You’re almost at the weekend, but not quite there yet. It’s the perfect time to lighten the mood with some humor.
Here are 201+ funny Thursday quotes to help you laugh your way to the weekend!
Hilarious Quotes to Kickstart Your Thursday
- Thursday is the new Friday, except it isn’t, so keep working! 😅
- Why is Thursday not Friday? I feel betrayed! 😂
- Thursday: The day I start counting down to the weekend… again! ⏳
- Almost there… but not really. Happy Thursday! 😜
- Thursday is just Friday in denial. 🙃
- Is it Friday yet? Asking for a friend… 🤔
- Hang in there, it’s almost the weekend! Just kidding, it’s Thursday. 🤷♂️
- Thursday: The day to start worrying about the weekend workload. 😆
- Today is Thursday, which means I am only one day away from another day of pretending to work. 💤
- Thursday, or as I like to call it, ‘Almost there but not really.’ 🤦♀️
Funny Thursday Morning Quotes
- Good morning! It’s Thursday, the coffee knows what to do! ☕
- I love Thursdays, said no one ever. But here we are! 🌞
- Waking up on a Thursday feels like hitting the snooze button on Friday. 🛏️
- Thursday morning: one step closer to my bed. 💤
- It’s Thursday morning, and I’m still sleepy from Monday. 😴
- Thursday mornings are like Monday’s distant cousin. 🥱
- Dear Thursday, you’re not Friday, but let’s make the best of it. 😏
- Thursday morning checklist: Survive until the weekend. ✅
- Good morning! It’s Thursday, the day that really wants to be Friday! 🌅
- Another Thursday morning, another cup of coffee to survive it. ☕
Motivational Yet Funny Thursday Quotes
- Thursday is proof that I can survive this week. 😂
- Almost at the finish line… Just kidding, it’s Thursday! 🏁
- Thursday motivation: Pretend like it’s Friday! 😆
- Keep calm, it’s Thursday… We’re almost there! 😌
- Thursday: The day I convince myself that Friday is just around the corner. 😎
- Happy Thursday! You’re one step closer to being two steps away from Monday. 🙃
- Thursday’s child has far to go… mostly to the weekend! 🚶♂️
- On Thursdays, we are basically heroes for making it this far. 🦸♀️
- Thursday’s motto: Just keep swimming… 🐠
- Hang in there! The weekend is almost in sight… Kind of. 👀
Witty One-Liners for Thursdays
- Thursday? More like Friday Eve! 🍸
- I can smell the weekend… Oh wait, that’s just Thursday. 👃
- Thursday is like a math problem. No one likes it, but it has to be done. ➗
- Thursday is my second favorite F-word: Friday’s Eve! 😂
- Thursdays are just wannabe Fridays. 😜
- It’s Thursday, time to act like it’s Friday! 🎉
- Thursdays are awkward. Too far from the weekend, but too close to quit. 🤷♀️
- Today is Thursday, which means I’m just one more day away from not working at all! 🙌
- Dear Thursday, you’re not as bad as Monday, but you’re still not Friday. 😅
- If Thursday had a face, I would punch it. 👊
Sarcastic Thursday Quotes
- Oh, it’s Thursday? I was already checked out for the weekend. 😒
- Thursday: The day I realize I still have to work tomorrow. 🙄
- Thursday is the day that says, ‘Surprise! It’s not Friday yet!’ 😠
- Thursday: My least favorite day that’s not Monday. 😐
- I’m throwing Thursday under the bus. 🚍
- Thursday is a liar. It pretends to be close to the weekend, but it’s not. 😤
- Can we skip Thursday and go straight to Friday? Asking for me. 🙄
- Thursday is like that one coworker who doesn’t realize you hate them. 😏
- Happy Thursday! Or as I like to call it, ‘Friday’s annoying little brother.’ 😆
- Thursday: The day where we’re so close, yet so far. 😖
Humorous Thursday Afternoon Quotes
- Thursday afternoon: Close enough to the weekend to pretend I’m not at work. 😎
- Thursday afternoons are for daydreaming about Friday. 🌈
- Thursday afternoon: Almost there, but still stuck here. 🤷♂️
- Thursday afternoons are like a glass that’s half full… of tomorrow’s happiness! 🍷
- It’s Thursday afternoon, time to prepare for tomorrow’s pretending-to-work day! 😂
- Thursday afternoon, the sweet taste of almost-Friday. 😋
- Surviving Thursday afternoon one coffee at a time. ☕
- Thursday afternoon: Proof that I can make it through anything! 🥳
- Thursday afternoon: The weekend is so close, I can almost taste it! 👅
- Thursday afternoon feels like the last mile of a marathon. Just keep going! 🏃♀️
Funny Thursday Quotes About Work
- Work on a Thursday feels like running in quicksand. 🏃♂️
- Thursdays are just better when you pretend to work. 😜
- It’s Thursday, but my brain has already checked out for the weekend. 🧠
- Thursday workday: When the ‘Friday feeling’ is just an illusion. 🌀
- Thursday is the day I start to notice how messy my desk really is. 🖥️
- Thursday: The day I start procrastinating tomorrow’s tasks. 🙄
- Is it Friday yet? Nope, still Thursday… and I’m still working. 💼
- Thursday at work: The struggle is real. 😩
- Happy Thursday! Just kidding, it’s still a workday. 😆
- Thursday’s productivity level: Low, but weekend anticipation level: High! 📈
Playful Thursday Quotes About the Weekend
- Thursday: So close to the weekend, yet so far! 😩
- If Thursday had a face, I would be hugging it for getting me closer to the weekend. 🤗
- Thursday is the day to start dreaming about weekend plans. 🛌
- Thursday is the prelude to the weekend’s epicness! 🌟
- Hold on, just one more day until the weekend! But first, let’s survive Thursday. 💪
- Thursday: The day I start planning my weekend naps. 😴
- The best part of Thursday is knowing tomorrow is Friday. 😍
- Thursday is like the appetizer for the weekend feast! 🍴
- Thursday: Almost there… I can smell the weekend from here! 👃
- Thursday is basically the weekend’s warm-up. Get ready! 🚴
Lighthearted Quotes for a Fun Thursday
- Thursday: The day that doesn’t know if it’s closer to Monday or Friday. 🤔
- Thursday vibes: Halfway happy, halfway tired. 😌
- It’s Thursday! Let’s pretend it’s Friday and call it a day. 🕺
- Thursday is like a broken pencil: pointless, but necessary. ✏️
- On Thursdays, we channel our inner Friday spirit. 💃
- Thursday is that day when you’re excited and exhausted all at once. 😅
- Let’s make Thursday our new Friday! Just kidding, it’s still Thursday. 😜
- Thursday: The day to remind yourself that the weekend is almost here. 🎈
- Thursday feels like a mini Friday, but with extra work. 😬
- Thursday: Not quite the weekend, but we’re getting there! 🚀
Funny Quotes About Surviving Thursday
- Surviving Thursday is a skill, and I’m a master. 🏆
- The art of surviving Thursday is pretending it’s already Friday. 🎨
- Thursday survival tip: Caffeine and lots of it. ☕
- Just surviving Thursday, one coffee at a time. ☕
- On Thursdays, we push through with humor and caffeine. 😂
- Happy Thursday! Let’s survive it together. 🙌
- Surviving Thursday: The secret is in the mindset. Pretend it’s Friday! 😜
- Thursday is like a mid-week boss battle. You just have to power through it! 🎮
- Surviving Thursday is just a warm-up for surviving Friday. 💪
- Thursday is my Everest, and I’m ready to conquer it. 🏔️
